If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
you’re all welcome to my ask box
please i need one
if you take me on a date to an amusement park you have a 103% chance of getting laid
Think I’m going to have to start hanging about coffee shops and libraries in order to find a nice man who will actually like me back and not make me think they do but they don’t.